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[symbiotastic]

[Filtered to: Adult Wardens (Known) and Inmates]
[You may notice that Eddie looks kind of like a secret service agent right now, what with his nice black suit it's totally the symbiote; he can't afford a real suit. WHY IS THAT? Because he's pretending to be a government agent/pancake chef... in charge of space camp. His lies are going to fall

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[takingacut]

[INSERT RECIPE HERE because I am too lazy :c]

Make sure you cook 'em long enough, or the innermost part will be raw and gooey.

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[symbiotastic]

I thought they were supposed to be gooey. For moisture.

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[takingacut]

Moist, yeah. Runny and uncooked, no.

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[symbiotastic]

But kids love batter, right? I could just give him the mixing bowl, let him have a freaking field day! I mean, sure, he could get, heh, salmonella or whatever, but I'm sure the flood'll end before he has to go to the infirmary.

[cauchemal]

I work on the breakfast shift and I can help, if you need it.

[Although Mal looks kind of tired by now. Running damage control on as many kids as she has been has taken its toll.]

[symbiotastic]

Just... pancake and/or child-related advice would be good. He's expecting me to make it because I-- might have?-- told him I was really, really good at it.

[cauchemal]

I think the recipe you have there is good. Oh-be sure the griddle is properly hot. Flick a bead of water on it and if it dances, it is hot enough. And the first pancake will probably not be right, but that happens to everyone. We used to give it to the dog.

[symbiotastic]

Okay.

So.

Just brainstorming here: if I were to get ambitious and throw blueberries into the mix-- I just love blueberry pancakes-- when... would the whole "blueberry" part enter the picture?

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[symbiotastic]

Hey, I'd appreciate it. I--

[Wait.]

I just got a great idea.

Okay. Picture this. Your kid distracts Eddie-- the pint sized model-- takes him away from the kitchen to, I don't know, play tag or doctor or whatever it is kids do, and you can make the pancakes, and I can [TAKE ALL THE CREDIT] help. Where I can. Within reason.

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[symbiotastic]

Oh, I can do stealth.

[expectremorse]

You can't be serious. How do you not know how to make pancakes?

[symbiotastic]

Hey! I'm serious, I'm 100% serious here! I never had to make pancakes before-- that's what diners are for.

[expectremorse]

[face. palm]

Fuck. I don't know off the top of my head. Just that they're supposed to have chocolate chips.

[Don't try convincing Hoffman otherwise.]

GDIT I want pancakes now

[symbiotastic]

Oh yeah, like at IHOP! With the whipped cream and-- oh, man, when they make the happy face for you...