Fourth Wall this jerk

Apr 08, 2011 10:01

Ooh, fresh blood all over the network. I hope the vampires don't get hungry. [Laugh.] Just messing, there's nothing to worry about ( Read more... )

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I AM THROWING HER AT EVERYONE. DON'T JUDGE ME. IT'S CANON. needsaccordion April 8 2011, 16:44:10 UTC
...YOU'RE A PHOTOGRAPHER?!?? Do you work with Flash Bulb? She's faaammmouuuusss.

Where's your camera Mr. Photographer!?

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idk who she is :c symbiotastic April 8 2011, 16:49:33 UTC
[He sloooowly raises his camera and takes a picture of the screen, because TALKING HORSE.] Uhhhh. No. Never heard of her.

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It's a pony. roll with it. :D needsaccordion April 8 2011, 16:54:43 UTC

Aww. She's great

[she strikes a pose] You're a funny looking pony. [she giggles]

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symbiotastic April 8 2011, 17:51:10 UTC
I'm not a pony!

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stepsonrakes April 8 2011, 16:55:49 UTC
I don't suppose you've seen a boy called Bart, have you?

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symbiotastic April 8 2011, 17:35:23 UTC
Bart? Barrrrt, hmmmm... Nope, doesn't ring any bells. Is he your son?

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stepsonrakes April 8 2011, 21:03:12 UTC
No... No, he isn't my son. I'm just responsible for him. [liiiiiiiiiies.]

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symbiotastic April 8 2011, 23:24:44 UTC
[He's taken in by your DULCET VOICE.]

What's he look like? I can send him your way if I see him.

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hellgoatzen April 8 2011, 17:28:20 UTC
[There was a comment here but it seems like no matter how many times you refresh the page all you get is a browser error. Oops, lol.]

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ilumeatcat April 8 2011, 17:31:39 UTC
[She's eating pretzels from a plastic barrel. Yes. A BARREL.]

Oh no, not another marathon of That 70s Show.

[But she is too lazy to change the channel. Oh well, moar pretzels.]

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I <3 LIZ symbiotastic April 8 2011, 17:39:34 UTC
What 70's show? Good Times?

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SHE <3s YOU. WILL YOU BE HER ASTRONAUT MIKE DEXTER?! ilumeatcat April 8 2011, 17:56:00 UTC
Oh brother, the tv's talking to me again.

[Eyeroll, and now she's leaning towards the screen, wagging her finger.]

Eric Forman, you stop talking to me and go back to your 70s-related shenanigans! That guy from Dead Poets Society gonna be pissed when he finds out what you did to his car!

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NO, I WILL BE HER DENNIS symbiotastic April 8 2011, 18:07:02 UTC
What? [Nervous chuckle.] No, I'm, uh, Brock... Edward Brock, Jr.

Beautiful and crazy, great. Can't find anything else on this stinking Barge...

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studiedagrippa April 8 2011, 17:49:35 UTC
You wish to take my picture?

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symbiotastic April 8 2011, 17:57:45 UTC
Only if you want. Nice mustache, buddy.

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studiedagrippa April 8 2011, 18:01:47 UTC
Thank you. It took many years to grow such a mustache.

I am thinking I will shave it off, however. It is very hard to convince people that I am the Dread Pirate Roberts if I have a mustache such as mine.

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symbiotastic April 8 2011, 18:15:12 UTC
Man. [Thoughtful rub of his face.] It takes me like a month to even get some light stubble going.

What? No, you can't do that! Pirates need facial hair! It's as essential as a parrot!

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