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[symbiotastic]

[He's all Venom right now, picking at his sharp, pointy teeth with a toothpick.]

Hey. Barge. Quick question for you.

[Grin. He flicks the toothpick away.]

Anyone missing a cat?

[OH HO HO HO WHY WOULD ANYBODY BE MISSING A CAT, EDDIE? He lets out a giddy little cackle and switches the video off.]

[OOC: NO, EDDIE DIDN'T EAT A CAT. NO ANIMALS

Comments

[sharpememory]

Man, you do realize that you could just ask the kitchens for a raw steak or something? [Pause.] But I guess that wouldn't be as funny. Do you know whose cat it was?

[symbiotastic]

No idea. But here's hoping Fluffy's owner steps up soon.

[sharpememory]

Yeah, I'll bet. That should be a laugh.

[failedcreator]

That is a disgusting notion. Surely you did not eat this creature?

[symbiotastic]

Not all of it.

[failedcreator]

[Pause.] This is a most foul act.

[symbiotastic]

Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking. Cats really don't taste that good.

[Private]

[symbiotastic]

What?