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[symbiotastic]

[Eddie's hanging down from the ceiling, yawning and stretching.] So... Why does my calendar say it's July? Either I just pulled a Rip Van Winkle, or somebody thought it'd be funny to play a little prank.

[He grins sharply.]

But yooouuuu people wouldn't do that, would you? Not when you know what I can

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[symbiotastic]

[Sporfle snort.] Like there's a good time to wake up in prison?

Heyyyy, aren't you supposed to be on some kinda... mental health leave, or whatever?

[symbiotastic]

Why, what's going on?

[Eyebrow raise.]

So I don't have a warden.

[rayney_day]

Gee, now we know the Admiral's been affected...

[symbiotastic]

You mean I woke up in the middle of a freaking flood?

[rayney_day]

Did I say flood? Nope, no flood here...

You should totally carry on as normal. Maybe shave or something. Something sharp.

[symbiotastic]

Aw, I missed you, too, sweet cheeks.

[neuroticalson]

Ha! And some people were trying to trick me into thinking you were just dead permanently. So much for wardens and their honesty.

[symbiotastic]

Why be honest when they can lie? I bet they wanted you to keep your head down.

[neuroticalson]

Well, you can't always get what you want.

[symbiotastic]

Not if you can't fight for it.

[sharpememory]

Oh, snap. Sveta's power brought you back to the barge.

[symbiotastic]

I'll be sure to thank her.

[sharpememory]

Don't bother, she's crazy. You're alleged cat eating has also been preserved in a barge mural. I guess someone really thought that you were dead.

[strangehstorian]

Sounds like a Barge coma. That's... the longest one I've ever heard of. It's alarming. Would you mind filling out our survey?