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symbiotastic

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Jul 12, 2011 21:49

[Eddie's doing what he does best: CHILLIN' OUT IN ZERO. He seems pretty relaxed, casual, sarcastic, ETCETERA right now ( Read more... )

.eddie lives in level zero, .eddie is a cam whore, .bit of a douche, .eddie is a failure

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Private consultcriminal July 13 2011, 02:52:03 UTC

[He doesn't know why, but he feels like he should bother replying.]

And what exactly did you do as a public service?

Private symbiotastic July 13 2011, 02:56:18 UTC

Well, I was planning on playing the hero and breaking the curse, but some spunky little warden got in my way.

Private consultcriminal July 13 2011, 02:58:45 UTC

Mm, and these wardens seem the type to get so...well...heroically involved.

Private symbiotastic July 13 2011, 03:03:28 UTC

Unless it's one of their buddies. Thennn they seem pretty happy to sit around with their thumbs up their asses. Who knew.

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notiaraincluded July 13 2011, 02:52:57 UTC

[Luke is sooo not glad to see you again.]

Oh hell...when did they let you back onto the Barge.

symbiotastic July 13 2011, 02:57:46 UTC

[Come on, BFF!]

Would you believe the Admiral left the back door unlocked? It's like he doesn't know that any old psychopath can waltz right in when you do that.

notiaraincluded July 13 2011, 03:06:56 UTC

I suggest you stay in Zero. That'll keep you from coming near me and my fist from coming near your face.

symbiotastic July 13 2011, 03:21:12 UTC

Hey, I'm trying to be a good guy, and this is how you talk to me? I thought the Barge was about second chances!

Or third... or fourth...

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thebestnose July 13 2011, 02:53:02 UTC

Whoever put you in should let you out.

I'm sure you deserved it anyway.

symbiotastic July 13 2011, 03:00:14 UTC

Why don't you come and let me out?

thebestnose July 13 2011, 03:00:59 UTC

Because you're a dickhead. And I don't want to.

symbiotastic July 13 2011, 03:04:42 UTC

Aww, pumpkin, is that a new word for you?

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symbiotastic July 13 2011, 03:08:28 UTC

I don't know. Nobody told me what I was under arrest for.

2/2 symbiotastic July 13 2011, 03:13:20 UTC

Nah, I'm messing with you. I tried to stop the curse.

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[private] feels_no_love July 13 2011, 04:02:02 UTC

Well, hello again!

Between you and I, I would be in Zero now for the same thing.

[private] symbiotastic July 13 2011, 04:03:41 UTC

Count, old buddy! I missed ya.

You know, it's like these wardens don't care at all about public safety! I mean, she pretty much told us to do it and handed herself over on a silver platter...

[private] feels_no_love July 13 2011, 04:06:58 UTC

I for one thought I had lost my chance at sport-battle with some real teeth.

Mr. Brock, I tell you true that people would suffer less grief in general if they allowed themselves to understand that the morally righteous thing and the necessary thing aren't always the same.

Unfortunately I could not join battle. I was...er...locked in my room. In...escapably. Aheh.

[private] symbiotastic July 13 2011, 04:16:46 UTC

Hey, I'd hate to disappoint. Just as soon as I'm out of here...

Seriously. Any one of the inmates could've had this whole thing squared away in minutes if the wardens didn't get so fussy about a little bit of temporary death.

It might've been for the best. I mean, people were getting taken out by toasters and stairs. [Well, he assumes. He doesn't know. Anyway, he chuckles.] It was crazy...

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