By Candlelight

[symbolism_egg]

Summary: Devit, relying on Rhode's romantic advice, becomes determined to communicate his crush on Tiki by stabbing him in the eye.
Prompt: Sarcasm
Rating: PG-13 for violent themes
Disclaimer: The D.Gray-man series and characters don't belong to me.

Comments

[rinhail]

Oh, this was too funny. Excellent writing!

[symbolism_egg]

Haha, thank you! &hearts

♥

[kohikari]

I started snorting cashews up my nose when the carp made its debut, and could not stop until the end. I think I have cashew in my brain now. It's totally worth it. This is hilariously awesome, and I will forever remember Devit as the kind of guy who woos with a carp to the face. Thank you.

Re: ♥

[symbolism_egg]

Indeed. The carp-wooing just might have something to do with his failure in this endeavor. Maybe. Also, you're welcome.

I hope that you can dislodge the cashews.

Thanks for reading &hearts