I might have had the most awkward delivery phone conversation of my entire life. It went a little something like this ( Read more... )

when i worked coat check last weekend i met:

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i ditched class to go to the Yankee's opening game, the last opening game in yankee stadium. Got there way too early. got delayed...got rained out....and I can't go tomorrow.
....and I was really cold

...and had to ride an extremely crowded subway back with a lot of drunk/angry fans.

and my brother got into harvard?

It's a Simple Process Involving an Ice Bath in My Basement

Woman: Excuse me, miss... Can I ask you a question?
Chick: Um, sure.
Woman: This might sound kind of strange, but I have a patient that looks just like you and... Have you ever considered donating your eggs?

--Brooklyn-bound L train

via Overheard in New York, Mar 13, 2008 ( Read more... )

spring is such a tease.

and in other news....governer spitzer's whore house? Yeah 2 blocks away.whaat???

i'm really over school. Im getting pissed. Did i mention what i got on my Indian cinema essay? oh well in case i didnt....i got a 95/200. how did that happen? my teacher is pregnant and a bitch. but i did surprisingly well compared to the rest of my class ( Read more... )

last night consisted of getting off of work. Taking the subway home. buying a diet coke. watching a little bit of jaw breakers...and then utter madness ( Read more... )

guess who came in for valentines day?

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work work has been getting budy lately. How did i actually work during the summer...4 deliveries a night ment maybe 30 minutes total of actual working time. and that leaves 1 hour of eating family meal and tasting the specials...and then 5 hours of reading, sitting, interneting, and talking to jackie ( Read more... )

this morning i woke up having to pee and i fell down my stairs ( Read more... )