go tell your fucking friends

[sympathyxo]

By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is
Infinite, undying,
Lady, make a note of this -
One of you is lying.

--Dorothy Parker

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Things that will help you get through six hours of selling condoms and chocolate to pretty much every couple in central Texas, should you ever find yourself in that

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[cosmikumquat]

but did you sell CHOCOLATE CONDOMS???????????

...oh.