Maybe it's the beginning of a collection.

[synchronously]

I'm now in possession of two rather morbid boxes, one of which Sirius continually torments and the other of which is just rather ashy.

Perhaps I should build a case for them--one which is soundproof.

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[thedogfather]

when i poke it she squeaks!

this is fun.

the other box makes me sneeze.

[synchronously]

Well, yes. Dust does that.

She squeaks very loudly. When I'm attempting to sleep.

[thedogfather]

sorry i will put her away.

ASHES TO ASHES ha ha ha.

bastards.

[synchronously]

...Sirius, I hope for your own benefit that you have set her away somewhere far, far from me. Or the bed. Or our room. Or anywhere I have to go.