who from time to time wanders up and down the alley behind my house, yelling at the top of his lungs, 'round 10am, something which usually seems to involve the phrase "f---ing n----r
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Th'other day I was riding the bus with my roommates, and this guy gets on and starts rambling. After he disturbed some woman by informing her that her boots were red ("Not like 'red', but like /real/ red, ya' know?"), He began talking to himself in the mirror. Best quotes evar!!!11one: "What? You think you are so great because you can read minds?!" and "They killed my father, too.... You wanna mess with me, cowboy?"
There's a crazy homeless lady that lives in my alley, but she's harmless enough. She told me one day (in so many words) that she has a speed habit and so she spends her extra energy cleaning up the alley and clearing the brush... so it's safe from fires... She talks to everyone who has to walk by and they're all pretty nice to her. Usually she just tells them she likes their outfit, or their music (if they happen to be in a car playing music). Guess it could be worse.
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Drinks whenever you want. Just take me up on it, 'kay?
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Cheers to getting out of bad work situations.
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"What? You think you are so great because you can read minds?!"
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"They killed my father, too.... You wanna mess with me, cowboy?"
awesome.
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