im tired of feeling like shit and im tired of fucking shit up ( Read more... )

i really dont know what the fuck is wrong with my mom ( Read more... )

hey ladies!!
heres an idea
STICK TO YOUR FUCKING GUNS
or ill bang bang you in the fucking ass

wow i love how im so emotionaly underdeveloped ( Read more... )

just so you know
your right...

kay so i just carried a dresser bigger then me outside with out any help..up two flights of stairs...well one..but i dropped it the first time so it was like two. jesus christ why arent people around to help when you need them
i need a major back massage now.

i soUND lIEke an ELeven yEAr olD boIE
...thats a really bad written description of how bad my voice keeps cracking..
i hate being sick

wow its been a long time since i've seen you
almost a year
i guess its just one of those things i wont get over
dont touch me there
dont look at me like that
dont use that tone of voice
dont use that kind of body language when you talk me to me

ps i still miss you
reelbad

I'm really glad someone decided to take the time out of their day and to forget all the troubles in the world to write a news story about...a chimpanzee washing a cat?..
...
ugh..one monkeys = aids
cats = evil death mammals
monkey + cat contact = evil aids ridden death mammal

POINT TAKEN..

dont let a chimp do it..
scrub ya own pussy

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