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next thursday the 23rd..i wanna see all you fuckers at dylan o connors because its my fucking 18th and we're gonna have good times damnit

I STOLE IT

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okay normally if you want to hit on me...go for it..but...if you are a creepy taxi driver please dont ( Read more... )

yesterday i hung out with eric and he did lots of coke and i just kind of sat there so he decided to teach me how to drive agian
i made it around two cop cars 4 snowplows AND the tim hortons drive thru i was fairly impressd with myself for not getting pulled over but again there isnt much else out except the popes and plows at 5 am

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Brit!

1. Brit is actually a vegetable, not a fruit.
2. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of brit.
3. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are brit.
4. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of brit every year.
5. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than brit.

ugh never fucking trust sketchbags
my buddies brother just sold me some weed with crack in it...and neglected to tell me how nice
i feel so fucked right now i just want it to end

okay i love the old batman show there were so many amazing pointless episodes. for exapmle...

todays was about robin getting his drivers liscence

yesterday was...the riddler stealing art from a gallery and replacing it with his own art in order to seek fame
ahaha

na na na na na na na na na na na batman

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Stop smoking pot by taking up crack instead.

Get your resolution here

so what if hes a crack dealer
hes nice...in bed

999238742934 gunit points for me