Shota Got Runover By A Shadrin
Title: Shota Got Runover By A Shadrin
Author: synergyfox
Pairing: No Pairing In Particular
Rating: PG
Warnings: Meaningless death of Shota
Disclaimer: I do not own the characters or the song, Grandma Got Runover By A Reindeer
Shota got run over by a shadrin
Trolling home from our house Rahlsmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Proph’cy.
But as for me and Richard we believe.
She’d been drinkin’ too much egg nog,
And we begged her not to go!
But she forgot her voyeur!basin,
And she staggered out the door into the snow.
When we found her Rahlsmas mornin’,
At the scene of the attack.
She had hoof prints on her forehead,
And incriminatin’ Agiel marks on her back.
Shota got run over by a shadrin
Trolling home from our house Rahlsmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Proph’cy.
But as for me and Richard we believe.
We’re all so proud of the Wizard.
He’s been takin’ this so well.
See him in there watchin’ Clara,
Drinkin’ ale and playin’ games with Prelate Ann.
It’s just not Rahlsmas without Shota.
All the family dressed in black.
And we just can’t help but wonder:
Should we open up her gifts or send them back?
(Send them back)
Shota got run over by a shadrin
Trolling home from our house Rahlsmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Proph’cy.
But as for me and Richard we believe.
The mutton is on the table.
And the pudding is made of fig.
And a white and crimson candle,
That would just have matched the hair in Shota’s wig.
I've warned all my friends and neighbors.
"Better watch out for yourselves."
They should never give a basin,
to a woman who plays with fate and Proph’cy.
Shota got run over by a shadrin
Trolling home from our house Rahlsmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Proph’cy.
But as for me and Richard we believe.
(Sing it Richard)
Shota got run over by a shadrin
Trolling home from our house Rahlsmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Proph’cy.
But as for me and Richard we believe.
Merry Rahlsmas.
I may do "Reggie the Red Nosed Chipmunk."