Dear Ernie,

Um.

Yes?

Susan

Dean,

I'll talk to my parents, then. I miss you, too.

Susan

p.s. Don't give Daisy chocolate. It makes her very... hyper.

Dean,

...I suppose I could have been mistaken. Besides, the music was loud, and I'm not the best enunciator either when I've indulged a little too much.

Susan

p.s. I suppose I'll just have to come over and collect them soon, then. Your parents would be all right with that, wouldn't they? And you?

Dean,

Do you really not remember? You had one hand on my hip. And your other hand on my elsewhere. And your mouth was right by my ear. And you said someone else's name.

SUSAN.

p.s. that sounds appropriate. Milenia likes peanut butter, by the way.

Well, I'm glad you remember something. Mind you, it wasn't what you did at all; rather, what you said.

Susan.

p.s. yes.

Also. You said you don't remember? Surely you remember the entryway. And then the dark corner beside the buffet. And then the closet. SURELY YOU RECALL THAT.

Of course you wouldn't remember. You were tossing quite a few back at the ball, and I am not speaking of the punch.

how could you

WHAT WAY AM I BEING?

I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.

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(Susan's owl waits, having been instructed to wait for a reply.)

I AM STILL NOT TALKING TO YOU. AT ALL.

Dean,

Thanks for helping me study for Muggle Studies. I'm still not entirely certain of the concept of a 'car pool' (seeing as it doesn't involve a contained body of water, swimming, or flotation devices) but surely that topic can't be worth more than one or two marks, right ( Read more... )