Is beginning to think he should see a therapist.

[synnerman]

I have certain hang ups...mainly about safe sex. Those hangups are so strong I don't have un-safesex in my  own dreams. Many an erotic encounter was derailed by a comedic search for a condom and lube

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[misphit]

oh, honey! you do need help. this weekend I dreamed I was making a cake in the front seat of a car. it was chocolate.

[occamsnailfile]

What, he got off first and then didn't finish you off? What a prick!

[creole_melange]

Here I thought I was strange for dreaming about the So You Think You Can Dance finalists dancing their last solos in furries' costumes.... :D You need LOTS of therapy.