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[synr]

         BATS!

Yesterday I was going to study with a friend of mine for

our upcoming History exam. I'm waiting outside her work and

I get attacked. BY BATS!!!!! Much like these....

Comments

[rote]

Holy shit, that happened at work once. We were breakin' open boxes and a fucking BAT comes flying out of nowhere. I ran into the open freezer, shreiking all the way. Somebody managed to capture it in a grocery bag, but I'm still worried another one might attack someday.

[synr]

That has to be the funniest bat story i've ever heard. Well, i can't picture you shrieking into a freezer. Which is making it so funny.

[seifera]

I feel bad for you guys. I've never even SEEN a bat in person. We have alligators though. Much more dangerous, and contrary to popular belief, they run fucking fast. Believe me.

We also have The Champion Cat, but that's a whole other story.

[synr]

I remember Chamion Cat. Didn't he bum a smoke off you?

[seifera]

Actually, he bummed some rolling papers off of me. Fuckin' mooch.

[synr]

You shoulda said "Look punk, ya mammy has three legs and one eye, get yo' own pap's suckah!"

[apoplecticfittz]

I've never seen a bat personally. If ever I did I'd probably shit myself in terror, them things aren't natural.

[synr]

I was literally running around in a parking lot, screaming. At first i thought they were just birds playing. Then when they came an inch from my face i got a better look, creeped me and then they started swooping at me. Had to run.

[lucky__charms]

EEEEP!

[otimus]

They can't be that evil!
Look at them!
They're smiling!

[synr]

Very deceptive, they are. They were trying to nest IN MY HAIR!