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pearl necklace is to cops as cross is to vampire. bad metaphor. pearl necklace is to criminal in the face of a cop as garlic is to hot blood in the face of a vampire.

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[i13cssin]

you came on a cop's neck?

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no... but if your wearing a pearl necklace when you get, uh, assaulted by a cop, chances are you wont get arrested. that's what i seen any way.

[i13cssin]

this sounds like a strange story that i'd want to hear.