Cingular Ass Rape

[synthestruct]

No one call me ever again.
I just got a cell phone bill for $399.
Last month it was $320.
I dont have $399 to pay for Cingular to ass rape me.
I dont know when my "unlimited" nights and weekends start, but if you call me during the day and i dont answer....that would be why.

No, this is not directed at anyone in particular.

Comments

[missdeth]

I'm sorry hunny. I'll never call you again!

[synthestruct]

You can call me...i just wont answer until after 7:00pm. I just cant afford to have another insane cell phone bill...think of all the gas masks I coulda got for that $$$ ! :P