I Wonder, If I Take You Home...

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Comments

[moon_sandman]

That was...the best mock review EVER.

*applauds*

[synthetic_glow]

Mock review? -gasps-

[ryugin]

*blinks* It reminds me of that movie I watched the other day, which also had a fat mexican chick...actually, it was about a fat mexican chick...anyway, it was this chick and...and....well, that's it. I saw way more flub than is deemed healthy. Ick. Fat mexican chicks walking around in their underwear.

[synthetic_glow]

There was this girl hitting on me, and she was really fat, at least 170 pounds but she was like... well, she came to my chest, so imagine how midgety she was... and she was prancing around my hotel room almost naked, and bent over and her cellulite was everywhere and she had leg acne and her thighs were over-lapping her knees and her ass was so huge and it was like her pussy was Miroku's hand and I was being sucked into the wind tunnel... it was really fucking disturbing. She wasn't Mexican, though.

[ryugin]

Okay, first, why was she in your room? And second, why was she in your room almost naked. Fuck, she'd be like one of those domestic pot-belly pig things. Ew.
170 is like the healthy weight for my height and she'd be like up to my ribs. Damn.

[synthetic_glow]

^_^

[synthetic_glow]

^_^ Well said. And yes. J-rock love.

[ryugin]

omg! that was the movie I saw the other day! with the parading around in their underwear and....ew.

[johnny_kei]

O____O I saw a movie like this before. But, it was like.... far more angst, and there was cake.

Should I take Mr. Freckles to see it, Princess?

[synthetic_glow]

Who are Mr. Freckles?

Cake.

[johnny_kei]

Mr. Freckles are my fish at the shop, I'm not allowed to buy him yet...*pouts*

Yes, cake!