Sweet Home, Chicago

[syntheticchiken]

I saw my uncle Joe and aunt Lori and their kids today and yesterday. Joe hasn't seen me for some time now, and he said how strange it was to see me now, a "man." I told him I was just as surprised, and he went on to try and tell me that I was suddenly tall and strong and handsome. I certainly don't think of myself that way, and I think he was just

Comments

[icecoldpickles]

but you're so witty! and charming! and tall! (compared to me, at least)

[stapleremover89]

hii....jerk