SOME KID: (Looking at Harry's "naked" corn dog) Are you going to eat that penis?
HARRY: No, I'm leaving the penis alone.
ME: That is wrong on so many levels. Bet you're mom's glad to hear it though.
Henry

"He (Hitler) seemed to be, as I noted in my diary that evening, on the edge of a nervous breakdown. 'Teppichfresser!' muttered my German companion, an editor who secretly despised the Nazis. And he explained that Hitler had been in such a maniacal mood over the Czechs the last few days that on more than one occasion he had lost control of himself ( Read more... )

Tomorrow. Robinson Meet. Those words may mean nothing to you. To me, it means homework all done on a bus, studying an 80-point test in Chemistry, on the bus, doing a shit load of algebra II, on the bus, and anything else my teachers can dream up. For Robinson is down by Effingham, maybe a good 2 hours away. I'll be home around 10. What's worse, we ( Read more... )

Ran in the halls for practice today, but since we have a big-A meet tomorrow we did like 10 minutes running all over. It was awesome, just in that we were obviously and excessively flaunting school rules about running in the hall... Running hard, every where, for 10 minutes yelling "CORNER!" to avoid mid-hall collisions (rather painful ( Read more... )

I have passed my driver's test. Mild-mannered drivers beware... I actually got an 11 (low scores are good) and she said it was among the lowest scores she's given. So no, I probably won't kill you. Just maim you. Slightly.Henry

While doing mile repeats at about 6:15 four times, xcountry can get to seem like a bit of an uninspiring drag. However, on my last mile, it began to rain. And there stretched out in front of me were four xcountry runners, all of us hauling ass in the pouring rain. It may seem funny or stupid now, but it was an incredible feeling. We were giving our ( Read more... )

SIGN IN MR. CASE'S ROOM'S WINDOW ( Read more... )

HER: I'm going to marry Henry so I can get good grades in German. He'll be my brain ( Read more... )

HIM: Here comes Hannah (Hannah is running first in the race). She's really fast.
ME: But nice. (To explain why we can't hate her for beating us in races)
OTHER HIM: But she doesn't have a rack...

That's all that needs to be said for today...
Henry

My Schedule ( Read more... )