QUOTE FROM BIOLOGY(Right before a test ( Read more... )

Today wasn't so bad, on account of me missing 2 hours of school at the orthodontist/eating at Subway, where I happened to run into Gillian, doing the same. Good old Gillian didn't look to happy to see me. Anyway, me and mom, I mean MOM AND I were talking about the many "Cherry" names for suburbs in Champaign, and decided that Cherry Pits would be a ( Read more... )

Quote from lunch, a few days ago:
HIM: Hey! Look at my breasts when I'm talking to you!
ME: Can't I just look at your face?
HIM: NO! MY BREASTS!
ME: Well, I really hate to say it, but... your breasts well, they aren't really that, uh...
HIM: What are you saying?
ME: Nevermind.
Henry

PLEASE NOTE BEFORE READING: This a long and boring entry, and unless you have the patience of a saint, skip it. Another day, another inaccuracy in consumers ed. I wish our teacher knew that buildings in London that were built around 1100 were NOT built by the Romans. Also in this class we found the real use for Spanish workbooks: Tearing off a ( Read more... )

I think I am now Henry, the human punching bag. Already I am pretty much smacked non-stop by a guy who apparently believes it is friendly behavior, and today in keyboarding, a girl was becoming angry that her computer would not turn on for her, and, completely out of the blue, BAM! She just turns around and punches me as hard as she can on the arm ( Read more... )

Well, I found out practice for track begins around February 14th, so I will not be available for much until mid-May, which REALLY sucks. I HATE track. I do it to stay in shape, and because of my father. Anyway, I'm pretty happy with my planner, because now it has a sticker that says "Ausgezeichnet", which means "Awesome", auf Deutsch, and it's cool ( Read more... )

First off, I would like to begin by saying that Cole was grounded, allegedly unjustly, which I whole-heartedly believe, and will no longer be able to be on the internet. We all miss you Cole! So, on to the quotes ( Read more... )

I think I'll just give you all some Hunter S. Thompson quotes, because my life is boring and sucks, so I really haven't got much to say ( Read more... )

Back from the land of long underware, and raging tempers.... AKA Rib Mountain, Wisconsin. It was a bit of a nippy trip, with highs around zero, and lows into the -20's. That is why we had to put on an ancient torture devise, known as long underware. This devise, though nothing to women, is incredibly excrutiating to males. Because women have learnt ( Read more... )

Before I begin this entry, allow me to provide some background. Me and Cole(Cole and I?) decided this week that we would make a Cole and Henry's Bizzare Happenings List, to chronicle the bizarre happenings at unity. This was a lot harder than we first believed it would be. We found ourselves, on Monday, in complete shock at trying to remember the ( Read more... )