I hate weddings.

[synthlights]

Actually.. scratch that.. I don't mind weddings. It's the reception that I hate, and wearing formal clothes. I can take a few hours of it and still be in good spirits. But by 7 or 8PM I just want to get the fuck out of there and I'll be damned if anyone tries to stop me

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[the_blue_bomber]

That was beautiful. I lol'd for like 5 minutes.

[synthlights]

I was actually extremely pissed when I wrote this, but it is pretty funny.

Truth is always more funny than fiction. XD

PS- lurk moar. :D