we had the sweetest bus driver ever today. seriously. he r0xxorzed. and taught us the best way to win a fight. if someone wants to start shit with you, just say, "What are you gonan do, hit me with your purse ( Read more... )

i'm going to be ordering the following things soon ( Read more... )

i feel so fucking nauseous. and i have green feces.

pothead fags.

well it was my birthday on friday and i didnt get one happy birthday message! you guys sucks, and so do your friends ( Read more... )

i ate and fingered my first pussy today. the first time i did it, she came twice. i rule. i went on to do it about 10 more times.

i love eating pussy.

Dani Filth (new!)
Davey Havok
John Lennon
Dave Mustaine
Howard Stern
Bert McCraken
Jhonen Vasquez
Trent Reznor
Ville Vallo
Ozzy Osbourne
Marilyn Manson
"Those Columbine Killers"
Gerard Way
Nivek Ogre

will someone explain some of those to me?

chuck palahniuck is a pretty cool guy.

if you like Monty Python-esque humor and The Omen, read "Good Omens" by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchet

Fight Club dvd ( Read more... )

i can't even remember the last tiem i updated this sum'bitch. lemme lay down what i've got so far for xxx-mas ( Read more... )