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[syphilis]

I hear sex is easier to find in times of tragedy and distress! Has anyone had any great ass in the past day? I know I'll be scoping out the local Burger King bathroom tonight!

Comments

[nobodys_baby]

i know! i'll come visit you!

[syphilis]

There's a Burger King not two blocks from my house!

Are you listening to Serge Gainsbourgh too?

[nobodys_baby]

let's go to burger king then mate!

yup, i'm listen to bridgette bardot and him do "bonnie and clyde!"

[syphilis]

I hadn't appreciated "Love on the beat" until I fit all the strange grunting/orgasming into a 70-ish pop song! I used to hate that song!

I bet more women would be up for anal sex if I could talk to them in French about it!

What election?

[constituent]

My my! You're mourning Uruguay electing Tabare Vazquez, too? I shed tears when I find out that they elected their first leftist leader.

Re: What election?

[syphilis]

Exactly! All these people keep emailing me asking if I'm not getting enough bush and if thats why I'm despondent! I'm glad SOMEONE understands my pain!

Re: What election?

[constituent]

Even the lesbians don't want bush. What's wrong with this country?

ass?

[egilsdottir]

my place or yours?

i'll dress up like congressman crane if you bring the strap on!

Re: ass?

[syphilis]

Wow! That's the hottest post in my journal ever!

My place. 8pm. I can't wait! I've always wanted to rear end Mr Crane!

[syphilis]

You should come to Charlie's Ale House tonight!

[sillygirlcoma]

hmm... perhaps you should be seeking one of john kerry's daughters.
i'm sure they're sad! then again...
jenna bush might be partying it up for daddy's big win tonight somewhere..........

[syphilis]

Barbara Bush (the younger) is h-o-t! Her nipples are already tense with excitement after the election!