i ass-ure you, mz lullibyborn has plenty of both, and is not afraid to use em. there have been many a quiveing whimpering bleeding victi...er... friend-for-a-night left in her wake.
good thing you went out thursday. i'd hate to think what kind of glittering message you'd have to post if you had gone out on a weekend-long bender!!!
p.s. try not to use some nasty shark-oil ooze on your aching oroface if you can help it. i dont understand why they have to put that shit in virtually every anal application there is. what gives?! did this knowledge come down to us from folk wisdoms of eskimos or somesuch?!
p.p.s. sounds like you were bagged by a boy... hotte. altho i am not sure if that's the best way to spread yourself. i hear the "stick-er" has a much better chance of passing gifts of nature to the "stick-ee" than the other way around...
You have anus scissors? You have a Miasaur? I don't get it. Wait. M-Y, My, A-N-U-S, Anus, I-S... oh, goodness, well, that's nothing to glitter home about.
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Sweet Jesus remind me not to go out drinking on a Thursday ever again.
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good thing you went out thursday. i'd hate to think what kind of glittering message you'd have to post if you had gone out on a weekend-long bender!!!
p.s. try not to use some nasty shark-oil ooze on your aching oroface if you can help it. i dont understand why they have to put that shit in virtually every anal application there is. what gives?! did this knowledge come down to us from folk wisdoms of eskimos or somesuch?!
p.p.s. sounds like you were bagged by a boy... hotte. altho i am not sure if that's the best way to spread yourself. i hear the "stick-er" has a much better chance of passing gifts of nature to the "stick-ee" than the other way around...
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