Mazel tov to all the Jewish, first-born boys out there.

Good luck to the goyishe, first-born boys out there.

(By the way, if Passover is irrelevant to you, feel free not to read this post.)

Last night, Jack and I watched Party Monster: The Shockumentary. I was surprised afterwards to realize that it had only been about an hour long. (Turns out it was actually less, only 57 minutes.) I don't mean that when it ended, I was surprised that it was already over; it had seemed to be about an hour and a half or two hours. It wasn't as if ( Read more... )

This is the most amusing Stockwatch I've ever seen on The Onion. And if you know the reference, then I demand it is the funniest you've ever seen either. (And if you don't know the reference, I am sorry for the sad lack of Trading Places in your life ( Read more... )

Seriously, screw Caesar in each of his skeezy, senatorial stab wounds.

(No, daylight savings time has no effect on me. Why do you ask.)

Also , this Thursday is monthly my boss takes off from work day! Hooray!

I have acquired the nickname "Boss Lady" based on Barb from Big Love's nickname.

I did not choose this nickname, but I embrace it, because I am bosser than Bruce Springsteen guest starring on Who's the Boss?

This just makes me feel good. I hope it has the same effect for you.


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My boss almost certainly threw out Jack's glass this morning. She claims it was in the trash (along with other stuff that had been on Jack's desk) when she came in, but she is the only person actively throwing shit out AND she is the only person in this fucking office who REGULARLY fucks with other peoples' stuff, including throwing things out ( Read more... )

Jack, Justin, and I had an awesome time at the Wicked Winter Renaissance Faire this weekend. (Some of the awesome fun was had on your behalf, Shannon.) I was going to go into more detail, but I don't really feel like it right now. However, among the highlights were finally seeing Voltaire perform (and being in the one row that laughed at the ( Read more... )

The 5 Most Widely Believed WWII Facts That Are BullshitBeing half-American, I've grown up largely aware of stuff discussed in this list. I have also grown up aware that Americans have tend to simply refuse to believe shit like this, because we largely believe the USA to be the center of the world (and this observation is not limited to heads-up- ( Read more... )

5 Reasons You Should Be Scared of Apple

I was amused at the end when I realized that I'd been eating an apple while reading this.