When old people use facebook

[syran]

I thought  I would return from my long hiatus to post this real gem of a conversation.  The parts of your heroines tonight are played by thisiamdenied and me, of course.

Me: Jennifer trimmed her friend's list by 50% <--who does this ON FACEBOOK

J'ames: O.o
J'ames: Oh facebook.

Me: I have seriously never heard of someone doing that

J'ames: Is that their status, or does fb tell you when people do that?

Me: why? BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL PEOPLE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KNOW
Me: AND BE FRIENDS WITH
Me: ALREADY

J'ames: swlllllll

Me: YOU CAN'T JUST SLICE THEM AWAY
Me: that's her status

J'ames: Facebook is the ultimate utility for measuring your friendships with others!
J'ames: OMG THAT'S HER STATUS??
J'ames: Okay, yeah, now I understand why that is really weird.

Me: ISN'T IT?
Me: it's taking me back to the days of LJ
Me: when people would defriend

J'ames: That's worse that flist cuts on LJ

Me: swl
Me: I KNOW

J'ames: YOU'RE EXFLISTED.

Me: BECAUSE YOU OFTEN DON'T KNOW LJ PEEPS IN REAL LIFE

J'ames: INDEED.

Me: also they comments on her status remind me of LJ
Me: Michelle "glad I made the cut."

J'ames: "ADD ME BACK PLEASE."

Me: Shannon "I made the cut too???? I'm so pleased, and, you probably have the right idea."
Me: Amanda "Glad I made the cut! LOL"

J'ames: OH GOD.
J'ames: JUST LIKE LJ.

Me: BUT NOT LJ

J'ames: "YOU AREN'T WORTHY TO BE MY FRIEND."

Me: OH LORD

J'ames: omg I have to pee from laughter, brb

Me: Julie "Did you trim me off? I hope not!!"