Mother Nature declared a threat; New member to Axis of Evil

[syrianchemist]

Following the attack by Mother Nature on America, the President of the United States, has deemed Mother Nature a source of terrorism for the fear and death it has imposed on the inhabitants of New Orleans and the gulf coast in general

Comments

[bazzarati]

So did you write this yourself? It has your mark of cynicism all over it, but seems a little too artistic and abstract for your work :p

I am marking this as hazardous.

[syrianchemist]

What?!

I wrote it all myself.

I don't suck at English that much tbh.

I made it specifically to piss off some Americans (posted it on another site), and i'm quite pleased with the results, been given a "second degree warning" by the Admin for flame baiting, pfft.