breaking dawn: part...whatever.

[syriinx]

One word: boring.

I think I'm about 81% through this colossal waste of time, trees, energy, money, and possibly sanity. Bella is running around with a rapid-growth human/vampire monster baby clinging to her back like a blood sucking monkey with exceptionally pretty hair. There is a sudden influx of seventeen vampires, most of which are the dining

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[thepastperfect]

Have you gotten to the part where Bella and Edward feel really sad that Bella didn't end up with Jacob, so they promise to fork over Renesmee for sexing when she's old enough?

Because that's the only thing I know about Breaking Dawn.

[syriinx]

I vaguely remember a conversation amidst many, many conversations where Bella freaked out over Jacob imprinting on Renesmee. To the point where she lunges at his head...only to have the chapter end and conveniently dump us back in talking mode. I don't think I've gotten to the "forking over someday" scene yet.

[thepastperfect]

I really hope there's actual forking over, or else I will be very disappointed.

Man, it's good thing I've never actually read the books or else I'd be REALLY disappointed.