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[syrupofipecac]

Den Fujita, the first McDonald's Japan president, declared: "The reason Japanese people are so short and have yellow skins is because they have eaten nothing but fish and rice for 2,000 years. If we eat McDonald’s hamburgers and potatoes for a thousand years we will become taller, our skin become white and our hair blond.

Comments

[buckminsterhn]

And he's probably right, too, the bastard.

[nc_seventeen]

i better get me a big mac!

one flaw...goths.

explain goths. many are vegans and all, buy they are tall and pale...usually.

[yvonneismyhero]

parchment yellow skin and short stature would be the correct terms to distinguish Japs from our Chinese brothers.

I think Japanese people also wear square glasses.