Fuck baseball, I want my simpsons back

[syrupofipecac]

Ask An American

"Listen, I served two tours. War changes people, but it's not the kind of thing that DOWN! GET THE FUCK DOWN! REBELS ON THE RIDGELINE! TAKE COVER BEHIND THE OLIVE GARDEN!"

-Fulton Lott,
Veteran

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[pennylane653]

I was incredibly happy when I discovered that they have The Onion in actual newspaper form here for free at Amoeba.

[uhh_oh]

Michael Waldrep! it's sarah day..but hopefully you can tell that from my picture. anyway, since we are now friends in real life, you're officially my livejournal friend too.