Red Eye and Big Penis Jokes

[system2040]

That's my night pretty much summed up right there in that title

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[xemenia]

"I keep thinking... my god she's going to think I'm just some stupid kid looking for attention"

Is that what you thought about me?

[system2040]

No way. I know you're dealing with stuff, my problems always just seem so petty when I talk to other people about them.

[demaescus]

None of your problems are petty.
Unless it's, like, opening a pickle jar or something.

In which case, suck it up, soldier.