A gay boy kissed me, and it was like velvet butterflies.
He tasted like cherries.


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Two extreme heat alerts within two days (and if you ask me, today should strike up there too..)... it's bloody hot out there ( Read more... )

Someone bought me flowers... the bouquet was so big I had to divide it into 4 vases..


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so, I'm on the hunt.

Anyone want to donate Shoppers Optimum Points to my mission?
C'mon..... please?

Hot off the press:
I'm an asshole.

Other than that, this is shaping up to be an interesting birthday weekend.
While today's plans have panned out (thanks asshole Aron), tomorrow's should go swimmingly, or some motherfucking people are going to get stomped.

I hate Toronto traffic, more than the Man Show.
Which says alot, really.

I bought this movie on a whim a few days ago. I'd always be tempted to rent it, so when I found it to buy for 9.99$, I figured it was worth a shot.
Holy smokes kids, go out and find this movie, like right now.
Rent it, buy it, read the book.


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I've been worried as of late, of how easily I'm falling into this ( Read more... )

Odd fact: I have the new Ghostface Killah cd on my computer.
Odder fact: I'm really starting to dig it.
Specifically Be Easy. Driving to this song is wicked fun.

That is all.

xox

why am I still awake?
I knew you wouldn't call, same as he knows I won't call.
Just like you'd better not call me tomorrow, and I'd better not pick up if you do.
Will the lack of a phone call spur me to make my own ill advised one?

holy shit, I just had a brain cramp from the best idea ever being born:
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Sufi legend: the lost horse ( Read more... )