Please don't read this, Honda-san.

[syuichirou_desu]

If someone asks, it was a blur, I don't remember wearing a dress last night, or putting make up on -let alone a wig- just to play house with some of the crew. Tell them---tell them I was so drunk and high I didn't even flinch when I gave goodnight kisses or sang lullabies. But please, keep it to yourself that I was in bad mood for the imbecile son

Comments

[janken_gon]

I think your sense of reality has become skewed. Maybe you should go to bed for a while instead?

[syuichirou_desu]

I just wake up thinking on what should I give the kids for breakfast, and what dress to wear for my appointment with Firo's school principal...

I OBVIOUSLY NEED A DRINK!

[janken_gon]

You'll become an alcoholic. Maybe we should throw all the pretty bottles off the boat.

[syuichirou_desu]

Let me drink them all and then you can throw them off.

[tea_and_candies]

I could erase this specific memory if you asked me to.

[syuichirou_desu]

So you can fool me next time? Go to hell, Eriol-kun.

[tea_and_candies]

...are you really this mad at me? I don't remember doing anything to displease you.

[syuichirou_desu]

WHY THE HELL WOULDN'T I--- YOU WERE---

[threeswordstyle]

You dressed up and played house?!

[syuichirou_desu]

Yeah. I did. Guys embarrassed me until I accepted, which always works.

[threeswordstyle]

You need a fuckin spine.

[syuichirou_desu]

To deal with my friends? What? I wouldn't say 'no' to them. Everyone else with this kind of requests can fuck off, though.

[mafia_martillo]

Aww mom it's okay...

Personally I would like some bacon for breakfast, and that pink outfit you have would make my principal swoon. It was only a game you should calm down. Should I sing you to sleep?

And drinking in front of your children sets a bad example for us. What if I become like the bastard dad I had?

[syuichirou_desu]

I do feel a bit better, don't worry.

You did that wrong in your test? Maybe if you ate better... Ha-ha, Firo-kun. I'm all right, Gon even managed to keep me from getting drunk.

I'll kick your ass if you do.

[mafia_martillo]

That's good, or else I would need to take care of you Mom.

Not that bad, but you know, it wouldn't hurt to have some extra credit.. That's good, wouldn't want a drunk Doctor...Especially if surgery is somehow involved...

I promise I'll be good....Please don't bring out the belt.

[syuichirou_desu]

Thanks, that's really kind of you.

So now I have to seduce your principal? You're just being lazy. Try not to get yourself hurt anyway.

How about my tennis racket and some balls? Could practice my aim.

[caffinatekillua]

You do realize that you've just announced this whole embarassing thing to the world at large, right? I mean, next time I could get a neon sign for you if you'd like to make it just that much more noticeable.

[syuichirou_desu]

It's not as if many people visited my journal, Killua-kun.
Besides, I needed to vent my frustration.

[caffinatekillua]

Do we need to have the internet talk?

[syuichirou_desu]

That you shouldn't be watching porn?