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Go to the music player of your choice and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud and press play. Use the song titles as your answers. NO CHEATING!
How does the world see me?
Song: Behind The Drapes
Artist: Mew
Comment: WHATTA- XD?! I'm trying to be as open and warm as I can! YES, I MAY SOUND HYSTERICAL, but I mean good!
Will I have a happy life?
Song: Sailing Day
Artist: Bump Of Chicken
Comment: Apparently it will be at least easy. That's something, right?
What do my friends really think of me?
Song: Special Needs
Artist: Placebo
Comment: ... kinky :3
Do people secretly lust after me?
Song: Sultans of Swing
Artist: Dire Straits
Comment: Let's swing, babeyh!!! Yes, they do, Sultan is a condom brand!!!!111++
How can I make myself happy?
Song: Grateful Days
Artist: Dragon Ash
Comment: So true. Good, relaxed day and Sonia is and stays happy.
What should I do with my life?
Song: Kiss Them For Me
Artist: Siouxie and the Banshees
Comment: Kiss people for other people? Be a whore? Suits me sir.
Why should life be full of so much pain?
Song: Caresse sur l'océan
Artist: Petits chanteurs de Saint Marc
Comment: Because someone stokes oceans.
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Song: Mizerable
Artist: Gackt
Comment: It was shitty already, no need to make it better. XD
When will I find some love?
Song: Emmeleia
Artist: Dead Can Dance
Comment: This song always reminds me of The Death Gate Cycle-books. So I guess we have to wait sartans and patryns, and that would happen in a few hunderd years. Oh well.
Will I ever have children?
Song: I Hate Myself And Want To Die
Artist: Nirvana
Comment: Actually, Winamp chose just the right song this time XD. I don't want any stinking children.
Will I die happy?
Song: Minus Celsius
Artist: Backyard Babies
Comment: Dunno about that, but at least it will be cold O_O;.
What is some good advice for me?
Song: Kaze no uta
Artist: Chika Sakamoto (Nuriko)
Comment: Don't fall in love with an emperor, especially if you're a transvestite. A monster will kill you anyways.
What is happiness?
Song: Blue Forest
Artist: Angel Sactuary OST
Comment: A pretty view and maybe a walk in a forest. Sounds good :D.
What is my favourite fetish?
Song: Medication
Artist: Garbage
Comment: UUUUUU! MEDSEX!
What should I try?
Song: Angel Falls
Artist: Ayla
Comment: Go and know o_O;;;.
Is the Divine Being on my side?
Song: Seelenschmerz
Artist: Blutengel
Comment: Sure. Dunno about the lyrics, but the sound is divine.
How will I be remembered?
Song: Agitator
Artist: Pierrot
Comment: COOL! :DDD Maybe I'll start the next revolution or something!
What philosophy describes me?
Song: Strawberry Gashes
Artist: Jack Off Jill
Comment: Kill me faster with strawberry gashes all over.
What philosophy should I use?
Song: Vandraren
Artist: Nordman
Comment: LOL! BE A SWEDISH JOURNEYMAN!!!! XDDD I love this song.
What do I need more of?
Song: Beautiful Day
Artist: U2
Comment: I agree. This weather is making me anxious.
What type of guy/girl should I look for?
Song: Panik
Artist: Ville Pusa
Comment: A panicing suomenruotsalainen (Swedish-speaking Finn)? Oh, how lovely <3! I've always loved speaking Swedish to panicing guys/girls!