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szaleniec1000

Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 9

Jul 24, 2014 23:59

Previously in Salazar's Return, Salazar returned. And this might be the last chance I get to use the OM NOM NOM icon.

( Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 9 )

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sickbritkid2 July 26 2014, 08:21:11 UTC

She was a dead, soulless shell when she was still alive.

Just like the REST of the Hogwarts Exposed cast!

( ... )

sickbritkid2 July 26 2014, 08:23:32 UTC

“You, my servant, are the embodiment of pure evil. When you and I are joined, no one will be able to conquer us.”

This is causing me to have flashbacks to Chapter 22...

sickbritkid2 July 26 2014, 08:26:09 UTC

“It has been an extremely long time since I have seen a nude female and you are an extraordinarily beautiful young woman.”

What in the-?

Why in the fuck-?

How-?

For God's sake!

sickbritkid2 July 26 2014, 08:27:37 UTC

But what's the qualification for being the Spirit Bright?

Being the owner of the robot unicorn Pureheart, I guess. Turns out that his seemingly insignificant role meant a lot more than we both first thought, mate!

sickbritkid2 July 26 2014, 08:38:02 UTC

I'm guessing the latter since he admitted that he hadn't originally intended Wrong to be the Great One.

Who did Neil intend?

szaleniec1000 July 26 2014, 12:12:48 UTC

Nobody. He hadn't decided. His original plan (for lack of a better term) had the Great One as an unidentified new character, and Wrong as a Fudge-like incompetent. There are still some hints at this left in the story: Harry et al think she's an idiot rather than ever suspecting her of being the Great One, despite the vast number of clues right under their noses. Even when the signal is coming right from her manor they still don't realise! And for a while, the Great One was called a "he" (even by Damien in Hermione's captivity scene) and that the investigators eliminated half the population from suspicion with no evidence is its own fail.