Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 11

[szaleniec1000]

This chapter is called "Driving the Point Home" and I'll just let that speak for itself.

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[undying_embers]

If the male is fifteen or older he will be sent to Azkaban, the sentence varies depending on the age of the girl involved: the younger the girl, the longer the sentence.

I guess once a woman hits 15, she can have as much sex with underage boys as she wants. Because there are no female rapists, amirite?

[szaleniec1000]

For all the characters do point out the sexist double standard, I have a job taking them seriously because it's still Hogwarts Exposed.

[sickbritkid2]

Trouble, you mean?

[zelda_queen]

You know, given how everyone treats the statutory rape spell-thing like some horrible obstacle and Madame Pomfrey later uses loophole abuse to get Emily get around it, it reads uncomfortably like Neil is ranting about how statutory rape laws in real life get in the way of Twu Love, because underage girls all want sex and those pesky laws are making it illegal for them to get it.

Or maybe this fic is just driving me batty. Is it just me?

[szaleniec1000]

They claim that their problem is the sexism of the spell affecting girls but not boys, but with how sexist Hogwarts Exposed is at the best of times it's hard to read this as sincere.

[katistrophe]

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Fuck Them?
Thank you for that image. Who's willing to bet that'll be the porn version of the movie?

I don’t know exactly how it works, but every female witch born since the early fifteen hundreds has had this as a part of their DNA
Because DNA is magic and can do anything from noticing underage sex to turning you instantly into a panthereaglaconda.

“Emily, please tell me you didn’t have an accident. Not now, of all times,” Kim entreated as she turned toward her best friend.
FUCK. THIS. FIC.

[szaleniec1000]

It was far more fun that it should have been to invent porn titles for Harry Potter textbooks.

Because DNA is magic and can do anything from noticing underage sex to turning you instantly into a panthereaglaconda.

This bugged me when it came up on TVTropes too. I'm fine with magic doing whatever you want it to do, within the constraints of the setting, but when you bring real-world biology and DNA (which I'm not sure wizards even know about) into the picture you're dealing with a real thing with well-documented behaviour of its own. And your readers have a good chance of understanding why you're talking bullshit.

[zelda_queen]

"Thank you for that image. Who's willing to bet that'll be the porn version of the movie?"

At the risk of... uh, spoilers, later in this fic, the Triwizard contestants are taken to a blatant Jurassic Park rip-off island and are abandoned. At one point, one of the animals there randomly gropes Caitlin.

So yeah, that title may be more apt than we thought.

[szaleniec1000]

Was this the bit that was described as it "buggering" her when it was (thank heavens for small mercies) actually nothing of the sort? I remember that being mentioned a while back.

[sickbritkid2]

But here the author really takes the biscuit: he's written a cliffhanger that only makes sense as a cliffhanger after it's been resolved.

So, in other words:

*facepalm*

[sickbritkid2]

Which, since we use Celsius in the UK, says less "sweltering in the summer heat" and more "on fire".

Ah, yes, it wouldn't be Hogwarts Exposed without the Brit!fails.