Limited arithmetic skills

[szasz]

This being a college campus, I'd sort of assume that basic math skills would be relatively prevalent.

I just bought a coffee and a sandwich at a local shop, and there was a sign on the cash register saying "NEED $1 SINGLES PLEASE!" My total was $6.26. I looked through my cash, and I had a couple of twenties and a few singles, so I gave the girl a

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[methanopyrus]

LOL, well you were a miracle worker! I hope she gets into the change-making groove!

[struggler]

I thought the punch line was going to be after "NEED $1 SINGLES PLEASE" because I'm thinking "uh.. what other denominations of 'single' are there?"