Casper: That girl was 12, you hit that shit up?
Telly: Who am I? I'm the motha-fuckin virgin surgeon.


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Larry: I think I'm gonna screw miss Mary. Do you mind, Deke?
Mary: I mind!
Larry: You didn't seem to mind last night. In fact, you were begging for more.
Mary: Oh, yeah? Well that shows you how little I was getting.

x x x

Larry: You know what a man would do right now if he were smart?
Deke: What?
Larry: I don't know, I thought you'd know.


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Laid by the gate at the foot
of the garden
My view stretches out
from the fence to the wall
No words could explain,
no actions determine
Just watching the trees
and the leaves as they fall


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the only constant thing in life is change


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there are three ways of doing things around here:


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It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

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not long ago I read in the paper that a gal on the East Side got hot, and when the smoke finally retreated, two of gangdom were found on the spot. it related the colorful story of a jilted gangster gal. two days later, a sub-gun ended the story of Suicide Sal.


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