Veronica... I just don't know about you.
Oh, hullo there tonight's episode of VMars!
M'KEH, so basically everything that did not have to do with Duncan was REALLY GOOD TIMES. Especially the Dick lines. DICK! HAH!
"Oh baby, don't make daddy have to HOSE YOU DOWN!"
"You're not really complicated, are you Dick?"
"I try not to be"
ANDAND
"I went to a guy named Bootsy and he suggested that I preform sexual intercourse with my own person."
Yeee-esss. Dick and Logan are the lights of my life in these hard VM times. And Wallace. (Heeheee! "Who is this EMO GIRL I see?!") They are all ACE. And Weevil was also being particularly pimpin', if I do say so myself. He's made me like him more. Little Weevil. *pats his badass bald head*
But, wtf is with that OHNOES!HITANDRUN stuff? Can we say random? Pointless? Yes? Yes. This better have a point.
SPEAKING of pointlessness: HAIII BABY! Why are you here? No wait, you're gone. Okay, that's cool. As long as you take Duncan along with you. You can go ahead and just... y'know... be away. And stay away. And never come back. And let the show repair itself. (But send Vinnie back, kthnx.)
I mean, REALLY writers. Focusing on Duncan only leads to bad things. That character... you stay away from him. I'm sorry, but it's something that has to be done. Have you not notcied yet that anything with Logan always works out? You can't go wrong with Logan. You never can. So we'll just be getting back to him then, shall we? *pushes camera over to his direction* THHAAAATTTT'S right.
And BAH! The ending of that episode was OMGCHHEEESEE with Cheez-Whiz on top. Slathered on there real good. *shakes head* Duncan... *shakes head again*
(Also, did everyone see that Pulse trailer? HAHAHAAHHAAA. I'm sorry... I'm sorry... Pfft... pha... HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAA!!! Could we be any more lame? No... I don't think we can. Still, YOU KNOW I'll being seeing that movie like, RIGHT WHEN IT COMES OUT. 'Cause of TEH PRETTIES. Ian and Kriten are all like
"*flips hair* What's going on? Yeah... I'm just chillin'.... being gorgeous... makin' you drool over me. No big."
So yeah... hitting that shit up the first weekend of it's release. You know it, playa.)
M'KEH, so basically everything that did not have to do with Duncan was REALLY GOOD TIMES. Especially the Dick lines. DICK! HAH!
"Oh baby, don't make daddy have to HOSE YOU DOWN!"
"You're not really complicated, are you Dick?"
"I try not to be"
ANDAND
"I went to a guy named Bootsy and he suggested that I preform sexual intercourse with my own person."
Yeee-esss. Dick and Logan are the lights of my life in these hard VM times. And Wallace. (Heeheee! "Who is this EMO GIRL I see?!") They are all ACE. And Weevil was also being particularly pimpin', if I do say so myself. He's made me like him more. Little Weevil. *pats his badass bald head*
But, wtf is with that OHNOES!HITANDRUN stuff? Can we say random? Pointless? Yes? Yes. This better have a point.
SPEAKING of pointlessness: HAIII BABY! Why are you here? No wait, you're gone. Okay, that's cool. As long as you take Duncan along with you. You can go ahead and just... y'know... be away. And stay away. And never come back. And let the show repair itself. (But send Vinnie back, kthnx.)
I mean, REALLY writers. Focusing on Duncan only leads to bad things. That character... you stay away from him. I'm sorry, but it's something that has to be done. Have you not notcied yet that anything with Logan always works out? You can't go wrong with Logan. You never can. So we'll just be getting back to him then, shall we? *pushes camera over to his direction* THHAAAATTTT'S right.
And BAH! The ending of that episode was OMGCHHEEESEE with Cheez-Whiz on top. Slathered on there real good. *shakes head* Duncan... *shakes head again*
(Also, did everyone see that Pulse trailer? HAHAHAAHHAAA. I'm sorry... I'm sorry... Pfft... pha... HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAA!!! Could we be any more lame? No... I don't think we can. Still, YOU KNOW I'll being seeing that movie like, RIGHT WHEN IT COMES OUT. 'Cause of TEH PRETTIES. Ian and Kriten are all like
"*flips hair* What's going on? Yeah... I'm just chillin'.... being gorgeous... makin' you drool over me. No big."
So yeah... hitting that shit up the first weekend of it's release. You know it, playa.)