He looks familar?

[t0mcruise]

You know, it's funny. I walk into the grocery store today. People stare long and hard at me. They know it's me, Tom Cruise. These days, people are really shy and don't like talking to strangers. So I pick out some tomatoes and notice these people try to muster the courage to ask if I'm... uh, you know. Then I pick the loveliest tomato up with

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[faetan]

Ha ha ha! You're so awesome, Tom. (Tom...TOM-ATOE???) You can jump on my couch whenever you want. My cats scratched up the corners, so it's not like it'll hurt the couch any further, right?

[newjack187]

Cruise Ownage.

Funny shit.

Whack motherfuckers need some L. Ron in their lives.

SCIENTOLOGY 4 LIFE!

CWO 4 LIFE!