The Academy Awards

[t0mcruise]

My thoughts:
-Keith Urban reeked of alcohol and ritalin.
-I was late getting backstage because it took me ten minutes to walk around Jennifer Hudson. Presumably named after the Bay in which she left a ring around. ZING!
-That Allen guy was a pretty good host, but he really should have worn a tie.
-I went to pull Peter O'Toole's eyelids down but, as it

Comments

[mzak117]

I asked this on the other blog but didn't get an answer.

I was pumped to see what Katie would be wearing for Oscar night once I saw you were there but they never once showed her. I'm worried maybe she couldn't be there because of threats from Nicole Kidman. Was she there?

[flamingtoilet]

I saw Tom's consort on some red carpet show talking about how the holy offspring was already walking and that there might be more on the way.

[t0mcruise]

She was there and she was hot! But she fell into one of Jennifer Hudson's footprints. I got Kate out in time for the Vanity Fair after party. Nicole's husband had too much to drink though, and his drunken rages caused a disturbance. Allen got into it with him, P Diddy shot him in the ear, then Diddy hopped into an SUV with J Lo; it was all very weird. I had had enough, so I got in Urban Commando's face-

Me - "Tom Principle #8 - 'Tom will kick your ass."
Clint Eastwood - "Do you feel lucky, drunk?"
Urban - "Come on Nicole, let's get out of here before Tom beats me up."

[thatnickguy]

I'd heard Hoffman's voice in Capote was legit because he was SO scared of your baddassery that his voice turned to a little girl's.

That Murphy sounds like such a stand up guy!

[t0mcruise]

You're right, and he didn't even thank me.

[jericho150]

HAPPY TOM DAY!!