Hi

[t3hflyingcouch]

I'm not actually dead, contrary to popular belief

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[wiccanpixie]

Well, we were wondering if you were dead or a zombie. I still think your a zombie.

[mysteriousdrake]

Z0mg! You are alive!

I need to know four things from you right now:
1) Current phone number please?
2) Current address?
3) Remind me when your birthday is?
4) Eh, just tell me something interesting.

[creatingmyths]

Becca actually told me over the summer that you were an erotic dancer. Sweetie, don't make terrible decisions if you acknowledge that they're terrible...

...

Andy (Andy-you-dated Andy?) got married?

[creatingmyths]

**terrible decisions not being the erotic dancing but the vague terrible decisions that you mentioned you were going to make

[brianskye]

i want you to know, that you're still my favourite dancer

[kid_ichorous]

Re: Andy - Do legs need to be broken here? Or fingers? Can I at least leap out from a bush somewhere and yell at him unexpectedly for half an hour until he slinks away into the gutter to repent?

And the pot/vomiting is totally weird, esp. given that it's supposed to be the best chemical in the entire world to keep you from throwing up. And frankly, I dunno _where_ the blood is coming from. ...Well, your circulatory system of course; it's not like you just pulled it in from an alternate dimension. But still!

....It's five in the morning. That is all I can say. Fear not, I am going to bed now before I write anything again.

~The Eris