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[t3hflyingcouch]

I'm in an abusive relationship with the internet.

Advice?

Comments

Re: Italian-style.

[bringatoweltoo]

I have to agree (albeit, belatedly) with the trend that started early on here.

Violence is the answer. Failing that, fire should get the job done, too.

[sirinial]

You should smack it around some, teach the whore its place. It's been cheating on you, y'know. Pretty much anyone has access to it, it's just so fast and easy. And it lets you use it in public, in LIBRARIES for crying out loud.

I'm doing the internet right now. Hard. And it LOVES it.

giggidy-giggidy-giggidy-giggidy-goo!

[kid_ichorous]

You know that strange chick who occasionally appears in your computer? Send her no less than $20 every week, and the Internet will love you again. Trust me, bribery is the only manner of making a relationship last.

[l_cole]

Whoosajiggawha?