Thank god Kurt Cobain's legacy will live on though the musical gifts of these children:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4670730062708691587

I'm sitting in my new house, in front of my new tv, smoking a bowl and watching the mothafuckin Price is Right. On a weekday.

I'm gonna have a popsicle. Fuck yeah.

This is pretty fucking funny and I don't know why:

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/dumbdinosaur

Man, fuck World of Warcraft ( Read more... )

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"The secret is in the handle. It is designed to have the look, feel, and comfort of a typical ski-pole handle, but it opens to provide access to the natural storage capability of the pole. "

Now what could one put inside a ski pole, you ask?

http://www.coldpole.com/home.htm

Just wanted to say thanks to everyone who could make it to my party on saturday, and that Yode is the biggest slice of awesome pie ever, because he cleaned my house while I was passed out. I've got your jacket, let me know when I can get it back to you. :)

So I didn't write in my journal for a long time. And then I felt bad about not writing in my journal for a long time. And then I felt obligated to cover everything that's happened since february. And that was too much, so I said fuck it and did nothing ( Read more... )

Katie Holmes is getting married to batshit insane Scientologist Tom Cruise. So much for that one.

Forgot to post for a while. I guess I could tell you about all the crazy shit that I've done since February, but instead i think I'll just post this:

NWA's Straight Outta Compton, edited down to just the swear words. <---- Fuck Tha Police is really long.

I promise a real update soon.