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[t_e_d_a]

No more baiting. I'm not biting.

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[x9]

will you do the knife trick while engaging in this stabbery

this is kind of important to me

yrs,
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[t_e_d_a]

In this case, I would say know for two reasons: 1)I have yet to decide on which knife I will use be it a folder, spring loaded blade, or butterfly knife but even if it's the far latter 2) flourishing your butterfly knife is a symbolic gesture usually indicating that someone is going to get cut and that someone is probably you, only in this situation regarding said individuals I have already made my intentions clear. The reasons certain parties are gonna get cut can not be made any less opaque with more time to think about it

BALISONG

[x9]

IT'S NOT A BUTTERFLY KNIFE
IT'S A BALISONG

Re: BALISONG

[x9]

THIS IS RISHI, INCIDENTALLY

[sallybanner]

who was it and what was said? was it poe news? I will help.

[t_e_d_a]

I'd really rather not name any names but long story short I found out that people were talking smack on Amy behind my back last night and needless to say I was less than amused. So some wormy fucks feel the need to trash talk my fiancee not terribly long after my back is turned. What exacerbates the situation is that none of the people involved SEE WHAT'S GOT ME SO UPSET. I get one pompous fuck whose crowning achievement on Portal of Evil was getting banned from it telling me that "because Amy posted on PoE, she is fair game" as that means sweet dandy fuck-all to me. I got a guy who has meltdown tirades if you don't like the same VIDEO GAME SYSTEMS he does telling me that I'm being unreasonable. I don't give a fuck what internet codes you abide by, I have made my feelings on this matter clear. If parties involved are still having difficulty understanding why I'm taking the slandering of my one and only like this, then I'm sorry because I don't think Sylvan has a tutor for that.

[sallybanner]

I wish you would name names, since I almost certainly hate them already. I'm sorry they are fagging out on you. When they decided to take a collective dump on my chest they acted the same way, like I should be thanking them for their time or something.

[t_e_d_a]

Well if I did that odds are it'd become a thing and that would run contrary to my wishes of never speaking with involved people ever again. Needless to say, none of them are people you don't already dislike anyways so I would recommend doubling your dosage of Vitamin Hate across the board for good measure. If there's a dramatic change in your BMs after this, go right to the ER. Better safe than sorry.

[ofthefield]

try a vertical marquee tag, that is very threatening

you see, it's unnatural

[t_e_d_a]

I was thinking more in the way of an extra bold bold, like a superbold tag but I guess no one's got on that just yet. Frankly it's a moot point as my Mediterranean passions have settled a little so I'm less about cutting a mutt on the face a little so much as deciding if I want to be involved with people who badmouth my lady and while I've made the right decision it's really a huge pain in the ass because now I have to convert to Judaism, wait until Yom Kippur, then find a synagogue or temple so I can blow the shofar for these people seeing that those who talk shit on my Amy are DEAD TO ME. The only thing I'll miss at this point is bacon.

Hiding under the duvet until the yelling stops

[seijiwolf]

I miss the old TADE, a carefree lad who would drink King Cobra and play Half-Life, always making sure that the Streets Were Watchin.

:(

Re: Hiding under the duvet until the yelling stops

[t_e_d_a]

Well in the old days you used to say shit to people's face, and making love was just for fun, but I guess those days were done. I don't think I'll ever drink King Cobra again, though. That ship has most assuredly sailed.

[the_elle_rag]

while i admire and respect the butterfly knife defense of your woman, a crescent knife is the tool of choice for today's chival

obviously i have little idea of what's happened but do know my way around a damn kitchen
how about a hug?

[t_e_d_a]

I TOOK A SICKLE BLADE SOME CALL IT A SLING BLADE MMHMM

YE JUST AN ELLE YE OUGHT NOT TALK LIKE THAT

[the_elle_rag]

look my herbs are all quail when they see that crescent knife coming but if you insist on your gay blade well no soup for you then.
(it's albondigas, not bad actually)

[t_e_d_a]

I'm sorry if I gave you the impression I'm beefing with Molto Mario, because I'm not. This time, anyways. Who ever heard of a red haired dago anyways?