so tomorrow i'm gettin my wisdom teeth pulled out (all four of them).....my appointment is at 8:20 a.m. and i have to wake up at around 7 and take two pills at 7:20 and be at the office at 8:05 then they are gonna give me some more medicane there to knock me out.....the surgery itself will take an hour, and then another hour for me to wake up..... ( Read more... )

so tomorrow (Friday) i'm going to Dallas to visit Gibby and Jenn, and Mamma (Jessica is goin with me
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Three little boys were concerned because they couldn't get anyone to play with them. They decided it was because they  had not been baptized and didn't go to Sunday School.  So, they went to the nearest church. Only the janitor was there.

One said, "We need to be baptized because no one will come out and play with us. Will you baptize us?"

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A store that sells husbands has just opened in Chicago where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go ( Read more... )

so today was another day at work.  cleaned some tools, made deliveries all that fun stuff.  after work i came home and got all clean then went to eat at Casa O Le with my mom and bryan, then came home and finished watchin Fat Albert.

that was my day in a nutshell...........until next time.............

So i was at work when the explosion at BP took place.  When it went off, the whole shop shook (the shop is all metal) and scared the crap out of me, when I heard it I didn't know what was going on until I looked outside towards BP.  Then I was like, "oh crap, thats never good."  The first thought that went through my head was "I hope my uncle ( Read more... )

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money

Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement

Crowded elevator smell different to midget

I DON'T KNOW WAT TO DO!!!!!!

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