If you take what The Wife says seriously, you would think that i spent the 3 days she wasn't home to "take care of me", hopelessly trapped in our coat closet eyes-dilated, emaciated, and trembling in a pile of my own shit.
But rest assured that I was still able to achieve some semblance of a normal life whilst she was away.
No sunshine but I'm wondering if the boys ate while I was away. Murphy INHALED two cups of food this morning and the same amount of dishes were in the sink as when I left.
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
The living room, however, was WONDERFULLY clean! I can't wait to get home and get to ENJOY it this evening! :)
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You should write a letter to their mayor, letting him know.
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But rest assured that I was still able to achieve some semblance of a normal life whilst she was away.
There but for the grace of Tina go I.
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bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
The living room, however, was WONDERFULLY clean! I can't wait to get home and get to ENJOY it this evening! :)
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