mmmm condoms

[tabbylove]

This morning on the way into work I stepped (obviously without seeing it) on a used condom that then became affixed to my shoe, held on by what I can only assume were its contents.

These are the things I love to tell my mom, which I know is mean, but her worry over my situation is so adorable.

Comments

[oddiophile]

That makes me feel uncomfortable, that you got jizz on your shoe.

[lady_b_ashley]

What a great story! I stopped telling my mom things after the Y2K debachle. She believed and freaked out over the whole thing.